NOW, LET'S WINE ABOUT IT!
congratulations
CINDERELLAS (& FELLAS!)
You made it before the clock struck midnight!
⏰
There's nothing like a yearly tax deadline to unite
276.8 million Americans with one common thought ...
‘Did i forget something? '
THERE’S NO OTHER DAY LIKE IT
(thank God!)
No holidays. No fireworks... Just forms, fear,
and a faint wimper of “this can’t be right.”
BUT THAT DAY IS DONE.
(Yes, it’s ok to exhale again)
You submitted.
You survived.
You didn’t even cry
(…publicly at least)
So, tonight
(and tomorrow and-hopefully- for at least 11 months)
WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT TAXES.
WE'RE WINE-ING ABOUT THEM INSTEAD
... and we’ve got just the wine for your bottom line...
If you're an
"OWER"
WE SEE YOU!
That’s why you need to start with
🍷
SENS3S
Kanzler Vineyard pinot noir | 2022
Soft. Silky. Slightly dramatic...
(just like this entire tax experience.)
This is the wine that says:
“Let it out. Then let it go.”
Because healing takes a glass (or two).
TASTING NOTES:
Red fruit, velvet texture, and just enough depth to say,
“yeah… that hurt.”
This is where the wine-ing begins. And honestly?
You’ve earned it.
PAIRS WITH:
• deep sighs
• dramatic storytelling
• “I’m never opening another email again”
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If you're a
"BREAK EVEN'ER"
Congrats! You’re a survivor!
You deserve a wine that -
like you- shows up. 💪
BAROLO
Marchesi di Barolo PIEDMONT ITALY | 2019
Structured. Powerful. Straight to the point.
This wine doesn’t coddle you.
It respects you.
Because you showed up.
You faced the numbers.
You clicked “submit.”
And that deserves something bold.
TASTING NOTES »
Dark fruit, serious tannins, the unmistakable flavor of…
“I handled it.”
PAIRS WITH »
• steak
• eye contact
• saying “next year will be different”
(it won’t, but still)
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and finally...
If you're a
"REFUNDER"
First of all... CONGRATS!!
Second of all...we’re suspicious.
But we totally respect it.
To prove it, we found the perfect red
for Bon vivants like you.
🍷
LESTANG 1573
Sancerre | 2021
Crisp. Bright. Financially irresponsible
(in the best way).
your ... "Drinks on… me 😏” wine.
Because nothing pairs better with a refund
than not thinking about it.
TASTING NOTES »
Zest, minerality, and the sweet taste of freedom
(for now)
PAIRS WITH »
• laughter that hits different
• “let’s get another round” energy
• oysters. oysters. and more oysters
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🥂
THE REALITY?
Whether you owed…broke even…or came out ahead…
You went through something.
You stressed.
You filed.
You survived.
and now?
at the one place where...
• the wine understands your situation
• the seafood fixes your mood
• and the only thing you need to calculate is what to order next
where life is worth wine-ing about .