SHUCK IT!
HEY YOU!....
... gorgeous Bergen overachievers, quick question:
• Does the sun keep ghosting you at exactly 4:32 p.m.?
• Does Paramus traffic feel like a punishment for sins you didn’t commit?
• Has Holiday pressure hijacked your serotonin?
• Has your group chat turned into a digital Hunger Games over “Who’s hosting?
( Ok, that's 4, but...) If you said YES (to any one of the above!)
CONGRATULATIONS!
You just made it into OCEANOS’ exclusive ‘members only’ club.
Just say the two magic words and OCEANOS takes care of the rest.
Because the moment you whisper those 2 little words (feel free to scream them, if necessary!) You find yourself at OCEANOS … where everything shifts.
First:
All club members know ‘shuck it’ starts with oysters...
Sharp, clean, celebratory party poppers from the sea, deliciously exploding in your honor, saying, “Congratulations, you just survived the day.”
One cold, perfect bite and you feel it:
your shoulders drop, your brain unwinds, and suddenly nothing else matters.
These aren’t ordinary oysters.
These are OCEANOS oysters
... exclusively hand-picked briny bursts of bliss,
each one delivering a flash of happiness your nervous system
has been begging for... edible “shuck it” moments
that remind you life is still delicious, beautiful,
and absolutely worth toasting.
And then…
the champagne arrives
Pierre Paillard Bouzy Grand Cru
"Les Parcelles" Extra Brut
the kind of bottle that doesn’t just join the party
… it starts it.
Get ready to sip on the ultimate mood-shifting - fizzy, bottled joy.
A sparkling “shuck it” euphoria that lifts you
straight out of any daily drama and drops you into
your own private celebration.
One sip and it hits you:
that crisp, razor-clean brightness, the chalky Bouzy minerality, the whisper of citrus and toasted brioche that makes your whole body say,
“Oh. Yes. THIS is what I needed.”
It’s party energy wrapped in elegance...
relief disguised as bubbles...
Your to-do list fades.
The stress dissolves.
As for Coping?!
Forget that… you’re celebrating!
AND TOGETHER?
Now that you’re an official member of
OCEANOS’ exclusive ‘shuck it’ club,
you know firsthand how oysters + champagne at OCEANOS are your sanity’s ultimate secret weapons.
Your instant reset button in 2 little words.
The oysters free you.
The champagne lifts you.T
And OCEANOS provides the bliss factor -
your “you’re safe here” haven where the only thing you’re required to do is enjoy yourself.
So go on… whisper it (or scream it) again,
This time like you mean it: